WARNING: Do Not Read If You Are Easily Offended
Up for review today is a Prime Cuts Music release featuring four bands; Cuntscrape from Australia, Goresluts from Malaysia, Rezume from Indonesia and Morbid Vision from Japan. I’ve added a brief bio on each band for you.
CUNTSCRAPE
Cuntscrape play a twisted blend of grind, death, thrash, rock and porn crazed humour. With pure precision and expertise at scraping out the bottom of the barrel, Cuntscrape are proud to present to you five tracks of whalloping, trolloping, good times to make even the most hardcore of you gag.
Schwingslayer – Lecturer in Advanced Vaginomics
Lord Labia – Tampon String Puller / Muff Mumbles
Depravia Majora – Sanitary Bin Whacker / Mouth Babys
Sybian Machine – Sexy Bean Strummer / Gush Gulps
Sir Vixalot – Brown Noise Research Assistant
March Of The V.A.G
The introduction to this compilation sounds like a mock of the typical US army corp that one would find in a movie; a child-like rhyme to march along to with some basic metal rhythms to back it all up with. At the end of this track is an excerpt of what I can only guess is from a porno, discussing the use of the vagina in porn.
Vaginomicon
Straight into this next track and the pace has picked up. It sounds more like a punk style though the vocals are of a deathly style. This is not to be taken seriously, merely as a bit of fun. So think of being drunk around your mates, watching a garage band with good sound engineering and this is what you’d get.
Giving Head To Mister Ed
I doubt many of you could hold back from laughter as you hear the beginning of this track. It is, I think, another porno extract of a chick explaining how she first got into a whole new level of horse appreciation. Musically, after that excerpt, it sounds like Dethklok (Metalocalypse). Throughout the track are more excerpts and it is overall really fucking disgusting. So much so, it makes me laugh.
Armed Hold Up At The Wank Bank
The band obviously shares some sick humour as you can see by the titles. In here is an extract from Pulp Fiction. The music is fairly basic but with a well paced drum beat, guitar rhythms and death vocals. The bass gets a shot at standing out in here too. This is the longest track for this band at 04:09.
Teddy Got Fingered
Here we have the last Cuntscrape song on the compilation and it is yet another smutty track. At the end of the track is some dirty talk to ‘Teddy’. Not my thing, but a humorous band nonetheless.
GORESLUTS
Goresluts rose from Kuala Lumper, Malaysia in early 2007. Consisting of six members that totally have fun on their self claimed recipe of porno grindgore with death and thrash elements.
Chef da Splatter – Guitar
Dr. Maniaxe 666 – Bass
Sperm In Gore – Lava Grunts
Man – Sado Screams
Panjang 69 – Drums
Hell Butcher – Guitar
Triple Cums In Bossa Bukkake
And now for more pornographic consumption, this time by Goresluts. The vocals are a mix of average death vocals and lowered death tones. The music is fairly heavy and fast paced with the guns sounding like machine gun fire at times.
E.G.S
This is a short track at 01:25 and I have no idea what they are saying at the beginning of this as it is in Malay, I guess. Understanding any vocals on this album is pretty difficult, whether you know the language or not. The music in this one is nice ‘n heavy. There are some vague la la la’s in the background of this. The humour is lost on me though as I couldn’t understand that first bit. My guess is it is some sort of kiddie porn shit.
Karma Pussy
More pornographic extracts introduce this next song. The guitars are chunky as hell as they crunch out the rhythms. The drumsticks could tear the skins at any time as they hammer away. There is a brief guitar lead in here which is a nice addition.
Demoniac Sado-Maso Fucking Sluts
You sure don’t need to hear this album to know that there is a hell of a lot of porn in this world but this album is certainly littered with it. I like the music these guys thrash out, which makes them worth checking out in my opinion.
REZUME
Founded in early 2008 in Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia, Rezume is a pack of five personnel who share the same vision of brutal porn slamming death metal music.
Kadior – Guitar
Adit – Guitar
Gustra – Bass
Rizky – Vocals
Bir – Drums
Distimulasi Payudara
I’m just going to take a guess that the chick talking at the beginning of the song is an Asian porn star. I’ve got no idea what she said but she seemed to enjoy it. The music is fairly slow at first and is really not to my liking as the vocals are very frog like. With the combination of the chick getting off in the background and the frog like vocals, I can only imagine this is some weird form of amphibian porn.
Fucking Every Hole
I really can’t stand this frog metal. But if I can imagine Kermit the Frog fronting a death metal band, it helps create a more humorous aspect I can appreciate. Otherwise, I sure as hell can’t take this shit seriously.
Shoot My Fucking Ass
The drums in this one are super fast at times. The guitars are fairly heavy . There’s nothing more to be said about those vocals. There are more pornographic extracts in here and I can only guess this is about butt fucking.
MORBID VISION
The ugly, drunk, bastard child that is Morbid Vision was spawned from a late night drinking session between members of several stalwarts of the Tokyo metal scene; Defiled, Fastkill, Disconformity, Zombie Ritual and Detritum. Self proclaimed spiritual leader of the ‘drunk at maximum volume’ generation (Tokyo chapter), Morbid Vision recorded these tracks in one take, testament to the bands ear fucking precision and inability to remember the songs. The members have never actually met one another sober. It is best served at maximum volume with a can of Asahi.
Shogun – Vokills
Jason Zombie – Bass
Kazu – Drums
Lray – Guitar / Noisefloor
Koenji Love Story
This is the final band on the compilation and it starts out with some deep, burp like death vocals amidst some heavy, rhythmic guitars and crashing drum beats. Once the vocals really get going, they truly sound like someone is experiencing an extensive burp and talking throughout the duration of it. It is quite masterful really.
Harayama
This is the longest track for this band at 03:08 and it starts out fairly catchy but it doesn’t sound very different from its predecessor. I can’t understand a word of it. There is a speedy end to this track. I figure it’s best enjoyed drunk in a garage with your mates.
Jedi Butcher
The music in these tracks are fairly brutal and truly embrace the grindcore edge. This is a short one at 01:49. Strangely, there are no noticeable porno elements in these last few tracks.
Biotech Is Godzilla
Here is a Sepultura rip off, or perhaps tribute, done in a very grinding manner. It is an interesting end to what has been a most fascinating album.
In essence, if you love your porn and you love your metal then here you will find an entertaining amalgamation of both worlds. Perhaps you are simply more a person of dark humour? Then you too should give this a go. I cannot, however, recommend this to anyone under the age of 18 nor to anyone with sexually based moral issues and so on. The CD I received seems to be the in-store version. The cover is pretty gross with the picture of two naked chicks with their guts torn out, tied to a tree. The back of the cover is the second half of the front consisting of severed bodies, possibly demonic ones. Inside the sleeve is a detailed track listing, whole band photographs and band info. On the very back of the CD covering is a detailed track listing. The CD itself has a close up of the torso from the front covering. Don’t go listening to this music with a closed mind as it is not to be taken seriously. Listen to it, have a laugh and enjoy it over a drink with your mates and leave it at that. You can only check out three of the four bands on a link below as Morbid Vision don’t have any.
LINKS
Cuntscrape Myspace
Goresluts Facebook
Rezume Myspace
Morbid Vision Email
Prime Cuts Music
Review by Déa di Morté © 24 October 2011
All pictures courtesy of Prime Cuts Music, Cuntscrape, Goresluts, Rezume and Morbid Vision